Steve,

How did I get this way?

Operating heavy equipment after drinking cough medecine.

Finally got the gorilla off my back but it was too late.

Stunt double for Wile E. Coyote.

Donated a couple of vertebrae to my brother.

Ripped one of those tags off a mattress and some goons from the Trade Bureau worked me over.

Mud wrestling accident.

What do you mean? Doesn't everyone walk like this?



Rick