Definitley my favorite.
You get the stare, we all know the "stare" a mix of curiosity, skepiticism and repulsion.
Some of my favorite replies:
10. I told the guy the doggone Harley would go twice as fast if I put tequilla in the gas tank.
9. It took me forty years to learn to walk like this just cause you can't get it right don't cop an attitude with me.
8. Sure the director of those"Aliens" flicks with Sigourney Weaver says those creatures that grow inside the charaters are "make-believe. Tey'll never rp your spine out or shred it up. I sure hope they find the 4 they lot after production.
7. Golf instructor said keep my chin down, keep my chin down, keep my chin down.
6. I have an autoimmune dsease that is chronic and debilitating and is called Ankylosing Spondilitis....nah not really April Fool!
5. Well just go to show you pass out on a park bench in NYC and they'll lift your wallet steal your hips and reove a few vertebrae.
4. Sure finally a romantic interlude with Michelle Pfieffer and she's gotta get nutty with the spike heels and the geisha walking across your back thingee. OHHH but how se looked in those spiked heels.
3. if I stand here two more hours in this odd position I finally make the World Book of SOmthing or Othr and David Letterman gets me a sot on stupd human tricks.
2. I don't know why me wrestling coach didn't tell me that when I climb to the top rope to do the flying leap of death that it was very very important that I always jump into the ring.
1. You think I look bad you should see the other guy.......OK so there was no other guy but next time I fill that Harley up with tequilla I gotta remember it can't be a bottle for the Harley anda bottle for me, a bottle for the Harley and a bottle for me....
stevec-they also serve who stand and wait
Edited by stevec on 04/28/04 00:35 AM (server time).
