You get to join kickas. If you happen to be outrageously lucky then just maybe through kickas you might discover you have a true soul mate out there - one who laughs with you and dreams with you and thinks just the way you do. Maybe it'll also turn out that they adore you. Maybe, if it really is the immeasurable power of true love, you'll turn your entire world on it's head just to have a chance at living your life with them. Always.
"Funny old world ain't it?"
Rick - you really have to remove item 7 from your list. There's nothing good about that one buddy! Loz 
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Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people." William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939)