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Steve,
How did I get this way?
Operating heavy equipment after drinking cough medecine.
Finally got the gorilla off my back but it was too late.
Stunt double for Wile E. Coyote.
Donated a couple of vertebrae to my brother.
Ripped one of those tags off a mattress and some goons from the Trade Bureau worked me over.
Mud wrestling accident.
What do you mean? Doesn't everyone walk like this?
Rick
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Master_Sergeant_AS_Kicker
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Loz,
I impressive use of English Vocabulary!
Amy:)
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Captain_AS_Kicker
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And arranged in alphabetical order too! Does the name Roget ring a bell? George 
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Captain_AS-Kicker
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Captain_AS-Kicker
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In reply to:
And arranged in alphabetical order too!
Does the name Roget ring a bell?
George, shhhh, don't give away all the secrets  
Ian
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin 
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Diamond_AS_Kicker
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Diamond_AS_Kicker
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I just tell people that I bent down to tie my shoe and been stuck like this ever since... why do I waddle???....I was raised by ducks..... these aint spasms, its a new style of dance. oak I am older then I look and I feel older than I am
 my little angels
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Supreme_AS_Kicker
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Supreme_AS_Kicker
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Guilty as charged George although not quite Roget's Thesaurus, rather http://thesaurus.reference.com/ Loz  " Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people." William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939) Edited by Loz on 04/28/04 01:35 PM (server time).
Loz - Life isn't always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes of playing a poor hand well.
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Addicted_to_AS_Kickin
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Addicted_to_AS_Kickin
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Love the "goons from the Trade Bureau."   stevec-they also serve who stand and wait
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Addicted_to_AS_Kickin
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Addicted_to_AS_Kickin
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(Loz) ME TOO!!!! Enough Said. You covered it completely.
Possi
![[Linked Image]](https://www.kickas.org/images/flowers/Smilingsun.gif) Possi ********************************************************* RUN WHEN YOU CAN, WALK IF YOU HAVE TO, CRAWL IF YOU MUST, JUST NEVER EVER GIVE UP! "A FRIEND HEARS THE SONG IN YOUR HEART AND SINGS IT TO YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS." "A FRIEND LOOKS THROUGH YOUR BROKEN FENCE TO ADMIRE YOUR FLOWERS."
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Apprentice_AS_Kicker
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Apprentice_AS_Kicker
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I was born in a Turtle Shell and I just had it removed. didnt you??
My other body is in the shop, having to use this broken thing.
"If you succeed through violence at the expense of other's rights and welfare, you have not solved the problem, but only created the seeds for another." - William Wheaton
"If you succeed through violence at the expense of other's rights and welfare, you have not solved the problem, but only created the seeds for another." - William Wheaton
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Iron_AS_Kicker
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"I'm really a hundred and twenty years old but I have a GREAT plastic surgeon."
Horses are THE perfect excuse to limp!
I actually had my bad knee accidently hit by a foaling broodmare this year.
Wear stretch jeans and riding boots to the feed store afterwards and I will guarantee you someone will ask if you are riding in the local endurance ride this year.
We have two riding horses right now, and they are not equal in size...
Many horsepeople, when we go in public and I start by doing a range of motion stretching routine on myself, and then tacking up the bigger one, will hang around slyly pretending not to watch, I am sure we provide equal amusement when we find something for him to stand next to and I climb up hanging onto his mane and then ask him to "hit his square", he puts his feet evenly under him to brace himself, I pet his butt a second and then I pull myself up into the saddle. You know they are wondering just how I am going to get off later. I had to set this up so you'd understand the context....
"Why don't you ride the shorter one????"
(important to effect a midwestern drawl as you answer)
"Helllll no, he bucked me off!"
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