AS isn't what we'd like to have but we should not forget the benefits.
1. Stopping to smell the roses is much easier after years of AS since our posture has us face to face with most roses.
2. Love-making . Partners assume ASkickers are imaginative and wild because of unheard of positions we create to facilitate a litle romance.
3. No self control for that diet you really want ot go on. Don't worry your jaw just locked up in a spasm and your on liquids for a month.
4. ( FOr golfers only) When you make your way to first tee its much easier to get a few stroke a side from a stranger in a gentlemens bet.
5. Michelle Pfieffer- Oops sorry I can't seem to stop my obsessing but that has nothing to do with this topic.
6. Did I mention love making. Partner thinks all the moaning and groaning is ecstatsy and gets very involved . Good thing we never fess up to the pain.
7. Criminal defense. Taped with drug dealers and overheard to mention that you were going to a get a joint all you need to do is show scar tissue and explain you meant a hip or a shoulder but not narcotics.
8. Martinis are starch free and if they aren't I don't want to hear about it.
9. There's a small spot about 3/4 the way down your calf and about 2 inches in diameter that is immune from AS. Or at least so far for me it seems to be.
10. DOn't push your luck I came up with nine good things about AS and if you reread #9 you'd realize I was stretching it and had no shot at #10.
11. Surprise- DIdn't think there'd be an 11 if there was nothing but abad attitude at 10. You wouldn't have gotten to meet Bruno if you didn't have AS.
stevec-they also serve who stand and wait
What lies behind us and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us 